My Weirder School: Mr Jack is a Maniac!

As deliciously freaky as a chocolate-topped pizza. 6.5 million series books sold. Supreme. Are you stuck at a boring old school? Time to discover My Weirder School. It makes Hogwarts look normal. All the teachers are crazy – in a very funny way. Think karate lessons in class would be cool, huh? So does Principal Klutz. He’s hired Mr Jack to teach the kids self-defence. The only problem: Mr Jack is a maniac! He thinks he’s an action hero. He’s always posing in the mirror, doing slow motion moves. Will his pupils get black belts? Nope. Will they get black eyes? Yes.