Doctor Proctor’s Fart Powder: The Great Gold Robbery
So funny it trumps David Walliams. Geddit? Fart-tastic fun from Norway’s no. 1 author. Football, gold ingots and bottom toots. Sounds like the perfect read, wouldn’t you say? A Russian billionaire has stolen the Norwegian Gold Reserve and melted the last gold bar into the Premier Soccer League trophy. Now it’s up to Doctor Proctor, Nilly and Lisa to get the trophy back. (And save Norway in the process.) There will be chuckles, panic, uproar and wacky inventions. Plus a doomed soccer game involving the Rotten Ham team and the legendary Fartonaut Power. PAAARP.