The Stink Before Christmas

It’s the night before Christmas, and everything is perfect: snowflakes in the sky, reindeer hooves clattering, Santa’s sleigh jingling. Lovely! But suddenly – ugh! What’s that smell? It’s definitely not mince pies. And what’s that rude parping sound? Santa wouldn’t do THAT – would he? Trouble is, Santa’s tummy is feeling funny after a snack of Brussels sprouts. He’s trying not to – PAAAAARP! Oh my goodness! Oh dear!!! And when a huge PAAAARP shakes Santa so hard that he drops all the presents in the sea, can his reindeer come to the rescue? Oh dear – they’ve got the farts too!

  • By BAFTA-winning kids’ TV presenters Sam and Mark
  • A cheeky festive picture book with bright, funny pictures
  • Includes a FREE super-silly ‘Santa Stop Here’ door sign
  • For little fans of The Dinosaur That Pooped Christmas

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  • Sam Nixon

    With infectious personalities and hundreds of hours of live TV under their belts, Sam Nixon and Mark Rhodes are an incredibly exciting duo. The pair have come a long way since Pop Idol in 2003, coming 2nd and 3rd respectively.

  • Mark Rhodes

    With infectious personalities and hundreds of hours of live TV under their belts, Sam Nixon and Mark Rhodes are an incredibly exciting duo. The pair have come a long way since Pop Idol in 2003, coming 2nd and 3rd respectively.

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